Monet ::Van Gogh:: Renoir.((*_*))

[VINNY100_2]

Dear ED. could you put some Paintings up on the blank page while we are waiting for it to change.I quite like the Cafe Terrace On The Place Du Forum.(:O)

[VINNY100_2]

Have just received this E.Mail..
From Mr. Andrew Wolley Address: 65 Petty France, St James Park, London SW1H 9EU. Attention: Sir/Madam, Compliment of the New Day, I request for your quick help in this {BUSINESS INVETSMENT} that will benefit both of us without any risk Involved either now or later. Tough i have not met with you before but i believe,one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometime in life. I am Mr. Andrew Wolley, 66 years of age from London and in the International Remittance Department Citi Bank London. I have an amount in Excess of Twenty Million Pounds (�20,000.000.00) only, which has been lying, in our suspense escrow account for safe keeping. For over 3 years plus now unclaimed belonging to a "dead customer" Mr. John Paul Getty from United States of America who died on Apr. 17, 2003 after a brief illness in London Hospital(BBC News), Visit the web site below for confirmation; http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/1/hi/uk/29568 97.stm If this money reaches 5 years, it will automatically move to the Bank Vault {Central Bank of United Kingdom} as "UNCLAIMED FUND". All I need from you now is to present you to the Bank Management as the next of kin to the dead man and have the Bank pay you (Beneficiary) this money as your late Uncle's money which he left in our bank since you are a foreigner like him. Please if you are interested, kindly get back to me as quickly as possible to enable me make all the necessary arrangement towards how to present you to the bank as "truly next of kin" to the late man. It does not matter if you are from America or not. After the claim of this money by you through our assistance, you will take 50% of the total

[VINNY100_2]

(2) Sum and rest 50% for me. I will forward to you later after the deal is done or i will come to your place for sharing & we will burn the documents of this transaction together to avoid any trace ok. If you will agree to join hand together with me to this transaction in good faith & harmony, i will send you the vital proof that the fund in question is still existing in the Citi Bank london which is the Statement of the Account. Hope hearing from you urgently. Best Regards, Mr. Andrew Wolley hehe..! the bar stewards trying to get me 10 years in nick hahahaha (:O)

[woofgang]

do you get emails from the christian lady in Africa who is dying of cancer and needs her money sending from England as well?
By my reckoning (and in box) she's been dying for about 5 years now......these skunks honestly

.....are you gonna do it Vin? ;-)

[netibiza]

I get them from an African prince who wants to hide his money in my bank and then he will very kindly share it with me, oh and I am (apparently) an African Princess with my own money if only I tell them all my bank details and they can put it in the bank.

[Robinia]

pah! that's just typical, I find myself a prince & he's two timing me with a sweti woman in Spain....I'm closing my bank account immediately

[Robinia]

I forgot to say I love the Princess pic woofy ...that's me, just one teeny little crinkle in the sheet & I feel as though I'm lying on pebbles. Seams & labels in clothes - they all drive me potty.

Right let's go through the keyhole....
Who would have a tea cosy like this.....?

are we supposed to bring pictures to hang up in here?
oops, I thought the blank walls were for doodling on....
<frantically tries to rub scribble off with Vin's vest>

[VINNY100_2]

Ive sent a request for �5000 admin costs woofy..dont think i will be hearing from him again. (:O) cor blimey..that kip said she wouldnt be going into the sea.....their not to pleased in america..yo hehe..!(:O)

[Robinia]

oh dear, you really shouldn't have said that Vincent Kit's sent you a telegram

[Robinia]

aaagghhh
telegram...take 2

[jno]

I certainly look forward to reading that, Robinia, in the same healthy spirit of inquiry that I always read other people's mail

[Robinia]

I think Kit's far too busy worrying about her next meal to send telegrams...
seems she's not the only one either

The worst that can happen is that she returns as swedestick. We'll just have to be careful not to pass to closely in the corridor in case we start a fire...

[Robinia]

MORNING!
Well thanks very much for passing on your leccy fault before you left Sweedie, it arrived at 11.30 last night. After a mild panic attack I remembered - Practical problem = Practical solution. Let's hope the highways dept see it that way when they find their street light adjusted to a jaunty angle so it shone through my bedroom window. Sorted. :o)
....and no thank you, I don't need a sweti Spanish sparky to fix it....

(((hellooooo)))

<looks like they've all been disconnected as well....I'll leave 'em some bobs for their meters>

[VINNY100_2]

Afternoon peeps.
Im a Stapelia Mutabilis. Personality: Strange & Exotic (:O) yo (scroll down)
its sticky out there,im going for a shower>>>>(((splash))..!(:O)

[shaneystar2]

Hmmmm...microphone ..yes just the phone for moi ....can't find it ,can't hear it ,cant be doing with it !
Haha...my old schoolfriend was 60 last week and her daughter bought her a mobile phone .First one she has ever had !
She sent me a text message." Stupid bl00dy thing ,will I ever get used to it "
My ideal companion is a goat apparently .Very apt as I am a Capricorn ...and as for sophisticated chignons ..I can't my tiara on ....it slips to one side and my ideal man is NOT a chap with with rubber lips and earings ..thank you .

[VINNY100_2]

(((((((((tumbleweed))))))))
im off to london sunday till wednesday...hope the weathers good...yo. (*_*)

[jno]

oooh, better keep your wits about you Vinny, the big smoke is full of conmen and big city sireens who only want one thing from countrymen. And leave the rustic costume at home too.

Oh dear, jno jnr just home from a big design exhibition oop north... wasn't too impressed with his hotel - his room had woodchip wallpaper and the one next door had a ghost.

[VINNY100_2]

Good morning...
Heatwave next week...!
Im well prepared jno. I carry little darts for me blowpipe,There dipped in scrumpy..they can.knock out a cockney in 2 seconds....I carry two wallets,i put one in me back pocket with just pics of robinia..and netti...if that dont scare erm off nuthin will hehe..! (:O)

[Robinia]

morning few....well thanks for that insight Vin. I now know I'm a nicotine junkie (so that's where I've gone wrong, I've never had any), a French pain, in my afterlife I'll be Miss Universe & in this life I'll be a megastar...and my phone is a 1900s one - I think not. I wouldn't be without my mobi, not something I ever thought I'd say when my oldest son bought one for me 7 yrs ago. He must have had a premonition 'cos within 3 months life around us had gone belly up big style & it's been a godsend. And of course there are those vital calls to tell 'ower Gert' that I'm standing by the peas in Iceland.....

Well when I flung (flinged? flang? haha, flung never sounds quite right to me) the window open this morning I thought how lovely it was....for late October.

What do you buy a Hippy, who has everything, for his birthday?

[Robinia]

oh charmin'
<strikes Vinny off birthday prezzy list>

[VINNY100_2]

Be gratefull...your keeping the streets off london safe...hehe..!im only yoking....jno junior didnt stay in derby be any chance....thats no ghost thats ribenia...>>>whoosh>> (:O)