The Poll (main page)

[B00]

I fail to see how the annual bit of how's ya father will help lose weight?

Surely you're not suggesting we try doing that mucky stuff more than once a year are you?

How very dare you!

[BigMac]

U R G E N T


Message for China Doll


FIVE TIMES A MONTH?



There's just one sure fire way to stop....



Get Married.

[shaneystar2]

Is this the " memories "section ? I'll have to ask the old man to dig out his memorabillia ....it could do with a polish ... :)
I have laughed so much I feel quite woozy .....

[B00]

You tell the old man to keep his "memorabilia" tucked away Shaney- haven't we got enough problems with an over- excitable CD without you getting giddy on us as well?

[Robinia]

hahaha...well I hope he won't be polishing it in here shaney
I'm pulling the curtain around this thread, it's very naughty :o)

[LoftyLottie]

To think I always admired China Doll!

Shaneystar2, I will never be able to use the word memorabilia now without thinking of you and your Mr Sheen!!

Oh my, this thread given this old lady some very welcome laughs!! Thanks again BOO.

[China Doll]

Memorabilia? Is that what we're calling them these days?! I hope you put some elbow grease in to that polishing Ms Star!

As to the marriage thing... Are you trying to give me an early heart attack Mac?!

[bigmamma]

Lol , this thread is funny . Btw China Doll , are you now known to have a liking for a lot of something else as well as shoes ?

[LoftyLottie]

China I think you should hang your head in shame and keep a low profile now you have revealed your true self!

Good morning Big Mamma. How are you? I believe you haven't been too well x

[bigmamma]

Hello Loftylottie , that's right honey , I was laid low for a few days , I don't keep well anyway but had some especially bad days , I am much better though thankyou , and , as you can see , am back at my computer :-) xxxxx

[China Doll]

Sometimes I even combine my interest in shoes and the memorabilia....

I'll go and find somewhere to hang my head.

[netibiza]

Well in my (very limited) experience, the word memorabilia is longer than the thing to which we are referring - No?

<< Neti rushes off to change into strumpet outfit, leopardskin leggings, white high heeled shoes, tight black top and a beautiful blonde beehive hair do with painted black roots, >> Now I'm off strumpetting!!!! Fed up with missing out on all the fun!

[yinyang]

Aw, Neti - you're wearing the same as me. I'll have to go change now. : (

[China Doll]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/carto onists/for/lowres/forn676l.jpg

[BigMac]

And me - but I'm probably showing more cleavage.

[shaneystar2]

Well I'm sticking to me thermal vest and tiara ....if anyone approaches me waving a duster I shall do the top button up and brandish the rolling pin ....

[yinyang]

Don't know about that Bigmac, mine is a boob tube so you can fully appreciate the wobbly white flesh hanging over the top of my leggings. The thong just finishes off the look...

[China Doll]

I'm on the left, do you think my dress is too revealing?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40197000 /gif/_40197382_fatslags203.gif

[yinyang]

Not enough on show there China, in my opinion.

[aka pixi]

omg at your dress China, is that legal? lol

[China Doll]

Well I was thinking of putting a wonder bra on with it but I didn't want the straps to be visible. I know I'm quite small chested.