AB Confessional

[brachiopod]

Can we have a Confessional category? And can I start it off?

Forgive me AB-Ed, for I have sinned. Forsaking my duty to Science, I have just posted in Body & Soul. I shall duly recite three Periodic Tables and don roughly woven Corchorus olitorius fibres whilst sitting in a pile of cold, solid combustion products.

[Rtaxron]

Hmmm, brachiopod,

I think you should have a word with your Priest.

[brachiopod]

My what? I'm a bleedin' atheist, y'know !!

;o)

[Rtaxron]

OK then,

What about a Buddhist Monk?

[Legendsgreen]

hi tommy :0)

[brachiopod]

Eh? What about a Buddhist monk?

[China Doll]

Brachi!!!

Were you advising on which moisturiser to use again? Tut... We'll see the Prof in Gaming next!

[gen2]

What's wrong with plain old 'Sack-cloth and Ashes'?

[China Doll]

The mental image just inspired by gen2 isn't nice. Although I do think it's just my mucky mind.

I think that can be my confession for the night. I have unclean thoughts.

[brachiopod]

Hello China, hello gen.

I don't know, I have a couple of ciders after work and a rock badger kebab on the way home - and all of a sudden, I'm venturing into places I've never been and wanting to take on all of AB !!

Think it's time to fit that breathalyser to me 'pooter........

[China Doll]

And the mental images just keep on coming.

Rock badger kebab?!

I need mind bleach now.

[Sir Alec]

Hope the badger kebab doesn't have TB

[johnny.5]

Fear not for there is still hope for you my dear man . Your soul is not yet forsaken as you have not yet succom (sic) to the evil pleasures of the chatterbank and all its sins therein

[brachiopod]

Hold thy tongue, johnny.5!! Mention not the C-word on this thread !

[~max~]

Would there be a vacancy on another category? I need a change, and I'm sure I could bring loads to any new area.
*cough cough*