New Ed, new broom?

[THECORBYLOON]

How long before the bristles start to fall out, the handle breaks and the head falls off????

[mrs.chappie]

Well I hope that new desk wasn't from MFI. We all know what happens to MFI stuff - it falls to pieces.

:o)

[legend_mark9]

cazz like what ??

[Gormless]

mrs.chappie, it works a lot better if you screw the pieces together like it says in the instructions.

[legend_mark9]

chappy he could be from mfi







apparently he has a screw loose

or three

[cazzz1975]

photo's, urine sample, utility bill, passport, driving license, DNA swab, confirmation from Mr Ed

[A.Guest]

Leggy - - be careful. He is a moderator, remember

[sir.prize]

Newsdick - version 2

[mrs.chappie]

Ahhh .... thank you Gormless. That explains why me wardrobe keeps falling down - I was just leaning the sides against each other - couldn't see any screws or anythink.

[parra]

i like newsdick he is so good he got himself banned and got rid of one of john boys new names

well done newsdick

[legend_mark9]

ah parra


mmmmmm


now im confuzed

[Gormless]

They are normally in a small plastic bag. Check the packaging. It's a pity to have a collapsing wardrobe if it is redeemable.

[parra]

mrs c gorm has a screw lose

[parra]

dont worrry legend i am named after a steam boat not one of johns ninja regiments and i am not a 2facefooker

[Gormless]

Are you on the sherbet parra?

I merely suggested to mrs.chappie that she check the original packaging for a bag of screws. It seems a shame to have to balance the bits of a wardrobe together.

[legend_mark9]

chappy didnt anyone evr tell you not to talk to homeless guys in the street?

theyll latch onto you

[parra]

gorm are you mentally balanced

[legend_mark9]

you mean fcukbook?
dont go there myself
i did hear a few more members have left


such is life innit?

[Gormless]

I am more balanced than mrs.chappie's wardrobe, that's for sure. I mean, what happens when you tug on one of the doors, does the whole thing come tumbling down?

[new.desk]

Looks like I have started you all up again.

[mrs.chappie]

Well I'm sorry Gormless but I think you're wrong. When I bought the wardrobe, it definitely said "self-assembly" on the box.

So I left the box in the bedroom and waited three weeks. And it still hadn't assembled itself after all that time.

Actually, now ya come to mention it - I can remember seeing a packet of screws in the box. But I used 'em to put me mirrors up in the hallway and bathroom.