AB Editor: are you feeding the techies?

[SteveD]

"I'm keeping the techies locked in their lab until they come up with some more changes. So if they know what's good for them, there'll be some along in a minute. AB Editor Mon 27/09/04" "Not possible - at present. Similar suggestions have been proposed and are under consideration. AB Editor Mon 04/10/04"

[AB Editor]

"AB Editor: are you feeding the techies?"

Obviously not as much as you want them to be fed.

[PaulB]

LOL You got to love the AB Ed :oD

[IndieSinger]

In fact, it's a requirement on the Terms and Conditions now.

[Lindy Loo]

I wondered what the loud growling noise was!! No wonder we aren't getting any changes..the poor techies must starving to death if they're locked in!! How can they work efficiently on empty stomachs?? AB Editor, have a heart and let them out now and again, if only to see daylight and rain!!

[woofgang]

I reckon the techies will eat each other and when you open the lab, the will just be one.....BIG....techie left

[ABTechie]

Day 48:

Poor Gary (or "ABTechie 318" as he was forced to be called by ABEditor) withered away last night, so joins the heap of corpses over by the Main Server... Geoff (ABTechie 662), Steve () and Brian (Prescilla) started to eat Gary's rotting flesh yesterday.

I'm not sure how much more I can take. My fingertips have decayed from so much computer inputting that I'm hitting the keyboard with the bones.

I've had 3 hours sleep in the last 6 days...

"Make a 'My AnswerBank' section" he says, "Create an 'Editing Facility'" he says, "Tickle my chin with that feather duster again" he says.

I'm not sure how much more I can take. I've had to survive by killing diseased rats and savouring them for weeks.

He's alright, of course. Up there in his plush office, comfy chair and a never-ending supply of Crystal Guidelines-funded Jaffa Cakes.

All I ask is that he turns off the McFly album on repeat.

Hush! Must go! Can hear the steel boots of ABEditor and the jangling of his keys in the corridor - hope he hasn't brought the head clamp again...

[Lindy Loo]

Brilliant post ABTechie!!! I feel for you!!!

[However brilliant, it's been deleted. Can't have people masquerading as members of staff: something that many users have complained about in the past. Sorry to be a killjoy. - AB Editor]

[FP]

Arrived at this section too late to see the Brilliant posting by the fake techie. Now I shall never know....

[zgma]

Ah, Fakeplastic, you missed out. It was really funny. AB Editor, how can we be so sure that it was a fake? Perhaps it really was a techie, trying to get a message to us...

[AB Editor]

zgma - by my reckoning that makes you the only user who actually believes we have any techies...

[PaulB]

LMAO :oD

[Lindy Loo]

Sorry AB Editor, didn't mean to upset anyone!! :-( And if there are no such things as techies, then who is doing the techie stuff!! Gremlins, robots, aliens??? Who ever it is, please feed them!!!