can we have a stripper

[answerbag]

some potted meat sarnies and a triffffle for crafty?





o yes ...copius amounts of grog.

[Ice.Maiden]

Anyway imhotep - it's a bit unfair expecting poor craft to sit there looking at vids, because she's 100 today, and we need to keep her lively. Where's that stripper???

[craft1948]

I'm 100.......bu88er me.....

[imhotep]

100!!!! Berlimey,getting on a bit eh!!
Stripper.....you're not looking at me are you...
O_-

[Ice.Maiden]

100. It's amazing isn't it.........

Are you offering imhotep?????? Shall I announce it?????

[pinktwink]

ice the video had a stripper in it lol although a female one

[craft1948]

bloody hell.....I've just had a flypast.....

[Ice.Maiden]

LOL!

A vid's no good pink - craft wants the real McCoy.

[imhotep]

Oooh you wouldn't would you Ice!!!
Oooer!! Gulp!!
dashes to get a sexy pair of CK briefs

[pinktwink]

no imho you need to be dashing to take them off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ice.Maiden]

Mwhahahaaaaaa!!!!!!

yes, peel off the uniform nice and slowly imhotep - underwear unnecessary. Be careful that you don't give craft a heart attack though!

[craft1948]

I'll try and manage.....big breaths

[Ice.Maiden]

Big breaths? At your age? That's commedable craft - do you wear Wonderbras????

[imhotep]

Ooooer pink.I still have mine on at the mo.
In fact I am fully dressed at the moment.
I haven't bothered to change out of my work uniform yet.
It's going in the wash tomorrow anyway.I'm wearing a work t-shirt,tank top,socks,trousers,and my own CK underwear.
^_^

[craft1948]

No Ice......I wear...............I wonder if it's a bra....

[b00bs]

ck underware is real cheap.

[Ice.Maiden]

Thank god for that, imhotep - I mean...you wouldn't want to be wearing anyone else's would you?? WOULD you....?????

[imhotep]

Oh no no no no no..Ice...I meant that the CK underwear was not part of my uniform...
Ck sure is cheap at our local TKMAx store

[pinktwink]

wll imho lets have you then. You pick the music and well here try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUIVx-KQt4

[Ice.Maiden]

LOL, pink!!!!

I like a military uniform imhotep! Mind you, craft'll let you know if you've been good or not!

Wonder if it's a bra, craft???? Well erm..does it resemble one????

[imhotep]

Errmmm.....oooooerr...gulp!....ooops.....ahem......
O_O

I think I will keep my hat on though...scuse my luuurve handles though....
{:-D