It's all very well having daft names, but someone confusing for newbies with serious questions - unless daft names are confined to chatterbank, I suppose.
It might confuse Newbies, correct, if you are worried about it you should hand in your handle at the nearest email-the-ed-station: [email protected]
I can't imagine it would be that confusing, all your have to say is that some long-term users are given magic names. I am sure they'll see the funny side of it.