I read what you say Dot and weep -for a grandma -to behave in such a manner.I do hope that your precious ones dont lead by your lying example.
Dot -you could be a politician tho -as you swerve every allegation - and youre thick enough to think we believe you-however lies and allegations always come back to roost.
EMail your number to me and i'll talk to you and call you 'a' whatever you want me to say and you'll then know that your ignorance wasnt bliss because in as in England we do have differing dialects here.