Humourous synopsis

[teejel]

I am looking for humourous synopsis' of famous books to use in a quiz, a maximum of apx 50 words.

For example,
'He said nothing was good enough for him.
She said she wouldn't marry that proud man.
Then they changed their minds. '
Pride & Predjudice

Any of your own would be appreciated, or any web links.

[cancross]

You'll like this site:

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics. shtml

Here's Catcher in the Rye:


Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I'm a stupid jerk.

The End

[teejel]

Cheers for that, great site.
Just realised I may have found it myself if I'd spelt humorous correctly!!