A Better Poem

[Stargazer]

Spring is sprung
the grass is ris'
I wonder where
dem birdies is?

[Tilly2]

dem little birds
Is on the wing
Isn't t that absurd?

[grasscarp]

Sheep'll eat wheat

[Tilly2]

Flip! Missed a line out!

[Tilly2]

But the wing is on the bird^ Damn!

[Stargazer]

A man said to me
"Can you swim?"
I said "Who?"
He said "you."
I said "me?"
He said "yes."
I said "no."
He said "Oh!"

[Stargazer]

Algy met a bear.
The bear was bulgy.
The bulge was Algy.

[DTCwordfan]

I hate to admit this, ABers, there are times
When I wonder where
I think about nothing else but eating AB "birdie" chicken,
I utterly forget about you, my honour and my frazzled hair,
Waiting for the lemon sauce to thicken
A lemon in between my lips pips and peels, hard to bear
Where are dem blasted birdies, but for the crispy skin on my chicken?

[Sparkles62]

I must go down to the sea again
to the lonely sea and the sky
I left my vest and pants there
I wonder if they're dry

[gness]

Dem birdies is upon the nest,
Watching Moony in his vest.
I heard dem birdies sweetly sing,
Tweet, tweet his vest is made of string. x

[Tilly2]

These are so much better than the tripe we've been offered earlier today. Thank goodness!

[DTCwordfan]

I wandered out one rainy day
And heard a Mooney bird with merry joys
A white shyte on my foot, ne'er half the way;
I wondered "That's one shot, for the boys",

[gness]

I spent an hour on Answerbank,
I started to get silly.
I copped a clout about my ear,
'Twas from my good friend Tilly. x

[Stargazer]

If Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
then Moses supposes erroneously;
for nobody's toeses are posies of roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Sung to Mozart's Horn concerto.

[DaisyNonna]

Dem birdies is eating
All my suet,
Like their tweeting.
Why I do it.

[Tilly2]

Bless you, gness. x

[grasscarp]

The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but he had fled
Twit

[Stargazer]

Owen Moore went out one day
Owin' more than he could pay.
Owen Moore came back that day
Owin' more.

[DTCwordfan]

One for the gals....

Do you ever feel an AB breeze at night,
and think you were kissed by Bardish plan.
That moment needs magnetic north,
I guess that's where I am.

[grasscarp]

Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose

[Stargazer]

Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village smithy stands....

please complete this verse