Six Word Story

[weecalf]

Putting this in arts and literature as the great people of AB are going to up with gems .Make a story in six word as Ernest Hem did .Ill begin .It will win .House for sale

[gness]

Two Abers missing. Ed questions Gness.

[thatsmethatis]

Quorn, only any good in scrabble.

[Canary42]

NHS now saves money, not lives.

[cupid04]

Oh dear, I've dropped a bullock!

[albaqwerty]

Ed thumbscrews Abers. Mr Craft found.

[cupid04]

Desktop for sale in pound shop

[gness]

More thumbscrewing. Second Mr Craft found.

[Arksided]

I can't believe its not butter!

[albaqwerty]

Follow Stokie's tips. Win loadsa money.

or

Follow Stokie's tips. Lose small dosh.

[gness]

Arksided fooled. He thinks it's butter.

[atalanta]

Titanic is unsinkabubble - bubble - bubble - bubble.

[grasscarp]

Whoop whoop pull up. Oh sh1t
Sadly many cockpit voice recorders have these words at the end of the tape

[AB Editor]

We should really pop the Hemingway one up - because it is unbeatable:

For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.

[JuneBug55]

Life's a bitch, then you die

[JuneBug55]

I am your biggest fan - bang

[IanJagoe]

Weecalf, we do not think so!

[JuneBug55]

I'm not just waving - I'm drowning

[Uriah Heep]

From a work colleague.

Just married. Season ticket for sale.

[toltol]

At it's best, life is disappointing

[ThickEd]

Punctuation? botox, said weecalf. Goes unpublished....