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beetucks | 14:22 Sun 06th Nov 2005 | Arts & Literature
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Can anyone tell me the full text of the poem?
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Don't do,
Don't do,
Don't do that.
Don't pull faces,
Don't tease the cat.

Don't pick your ears,
Don't be rude at school.
Who do they think I am?

Some kind of fool?

One day
they'll say
Don't put toffee in my coffee
don't pour gravy on the baby
don't put beer in his ear
don't stick your toes up his nose.

Don't put confetti on the spaghetti
and don't squash peas on your knees.

Don't put ants in your pants
don't put mustard in the custard
don't chuck jelly at the telly
and don't throw fruit at the computer
don't throw fruit at the computer.

Don't what?
Don't throw fruit at the computer.
Don't what?
Don't throw fruit at the computer.
Who do they think I am?
Some kind of fool?

Michael Rosen
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Thanks Lore My class Y1/2 will love it
you're welcome beet... Y1/2? perfect age for this one! saying that, I'm 32 and still love it!! It's a pity you don't have the book, the illustrations are wonderful!
Good luck with it :o)
Thanks for posting this question; my eldest daughter used to love this poem and I had forgotten about it.
As I now have another little girl (and i'm also hoping to go into teaching) I will dig it out and read it again. :-)

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