Party Piece Assistance Required

Jugglering1 | 15:42 Sat 29th Dec 2007 | ChatterBank

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I've just been invited to a party tonight and since I haven't been to one of *them* for absolutely ages, I am definitely going.... woot !!! Only thing is, everyone who goes has to do something.... sing a song, play a musical instrument, read a poem, etc etc... Now, I can't sing or play and find the idea of reading a poem a bit *not me* - anyone got any good ideas what I can do (clean and honest please !). I can't dance or tell jokes either.....

My only real attribute is that I do have a good speaking voice, so I was thinking about reading a short story - say a spooky or thought provoking one - that would only last about 3 minutes or so. What do you think ?

Walnut Whips

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topogigo

Chop an onion!

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Jugglering1

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pmsl topo........ - I know, not all the way through either ! Ya cheeky monkey....

The Builder

Volounteer to be the MC and introduce all the acts...........

Jugglering1

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KP - no, not a birthday party... it's just one of those get-together-for-the-sheer-hell-of-it type of parties.....

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topogigo

I had to get that in didn't i?
sorry i missed you last night, i was at my local for a while.
i am doing the pub quiz, god help them!
Get back to me!!

Beads

Reading poetry! It's meant to be a party and you all have to do things like that?!! Sounds like a lesson at school!! Stuff it - get rid of that aspect and have a laugh and a drink!! A good old fashioned knees up.