Name of poem

[johnh236]

Does anyone know this poem from my childhood. I cant find it anywhere

The pig exclaimed on seeing the slicer,
I think this world just might be nicer,
Which one of us vote be taken,
Would like to end up like bacon.........

Help please!!

Thank

[tonycarp]

The pig exclaimed on seeing the slicer,
I think this world just might be nicer,
Which one of us vote be taken,
Would like to end up like bacon.........

The slicer exclaimed “now listen pig, your brain is small your bottom big. The world is full of woe and waste, be thankful you’re to someone’s taste”