Toe nails

[whiffey]

Do mice eat toe nails ? It is my habit to clip my toe nails while sitting on the loo, getting two jobs done at once. I scrape the cuttings out of the clipper and put them on a little notepad on the table. Normally I flush them down the washbasin, but last night I forgot. This morning they are all gone !! Are the mice running up the stairs ?

[weeal]

youve put a terrible, terrible picture in my mind whiff lol

[whiffey]

weeal, I rest my feet on the corner of the bath. The aim is affected a bit of course, but if you are especially careful on the stronger strains then all is well.

[Theland]

You could also brush your teeth whilst thus composed, and give your toe nails a chance to grow.
But, I am astonished that you have not shared your favourite reading materials whilst communing with nature. Surely there must be a dedicated tome that is most apt for such a joyous occasion?

[bigmamma]

Eeuwwww ..whiffey ! I also have a rather weird image in my mind now too .
xx

[whiffey]

Theland, I am reading Phineas Redux, but it is occasionally hard work. If you hit a 10 page chapter then you can end up with numb legs and red marks, so I just browse gun magazines. I would like to read the Bible while on the loo, but I think that is irreverent and pushing my luck.

[Theland]

and .... San Izal or Andrex?

[Theland]

Ah yes, the old pins 'n needles, forever a hazard when gripped by a literary masterpiece when enthroned.
Your reverence for the sanctity for the bible is admirable, and truly christian.

[shopaholicst]

All these answers on here are probably the best laugh I have had all day!! Nothing quite like saying it like it is !! lol

[Theland]

I thought whiffey would come back with a reading list, and emphasise the maximumisation of the utilization of time spent on defecation.