ladies..would you help me?

[guyman]

if i was buried up to the top of my neck in soil..would you help me or sit on me?

[alison123]

Neither, but my dog would probably like to pee on you!!!!

[Altosruleok]

Read my question "not flushed with success" on Body and Soul. You could be just the outlet I'm looking for

[weeal]

good question

[Jenga]

Depends on what I am wearing! I wouldn't want to get my nice clothes dirty would I?

[BigFatMama]

I would gladly sit on your fool head. All 435 pounds of my fleshly being. If I don't succeed in flattening your idiotic head like a pancake, I'll roll over you and slap you until you call me "Charlie".