is this funny?

[jacko50]

I just got in from a night on the carlsberg, i made two pieces of toast with marmalade and a cup of aero hot chocolate, i put them on a tray and turned the tele on ,my intention was to eat said toast drink chocolate and go to bed,as i sat down the pillow behind me slipped out of place and i sat on it instesd of placing my back against it, i tried to position it into place but instead i tipped the hot chocolate into my lap , i am in a bit of pain as you would imagine , is that funny or should i be concerned? i missed the vital parts and only have two burnt legs , what do you think?

[ELVIS68]

not funny

[jacko50]

hey ELVIS ,thanks for the concern , i woke up my wife who is a nurse and she dosn't seem to give a sh** so i thought i must be ok.

[jacko50]

this is not a joke i am serious ,has every one gone to bed or don't you give a sh**. i aint bov vred either way.

[Lez]

Aagh,i hope you are ok.Hope the toast didnt get soggy.

[jacko50]

thanks lez , do you know i forgot all about the toast till you mentioned it , i was more worried about my legs but they seem to bee fine ,ok it stings a bit but on the whole i think i got off lightly.

[ELVIS68]

jacko, stop moaning ffs..your alive aint ya lol

[jacko50]

legend758 thanks for your concern i will look on muchosucko.com for a mistress thanks, ELVIS your logic is reproach.

[Lez]

Have you got any Carlsberg in the fridge?that might help.Ive got a Carling at the mo.

[jacko50]

no i have drank enough for the night , i have been out every night this week so i am going to have a break , in fact i think i may be drinking to much lately.

[jacko50]

lez if you have carling to spare how far have i got to come i am in south wales?

[Lez]

Well,its a fair distance,i`m in Worcestershire.Anyway,i`ve only got the one can,i hate larger but i`ve just got in from a night out with the girls and its all i could find.Think i`ll have to make some hot chocolate(soz, i know thats a sore point,ooh err missus).

[jacko50]

Elvis sorrey that should have said beyond reproach.

[jacko50]

lez i am from northfield in birmingham and my crazy brother lives in worcester

[Lez]

Wow,what a small world.I`m in Bromsgrove & my crazy sister lives in Fishguard.

[stewey]

I would think, jacko, that spilling Aero hot chocolate upon your lap is quite insignificant in regards to the numerous calamities that could befall you. Imagine, if you can, going out to your coal-shed to get a scutlle of coal and discovering a German unexploded bomb nestled there............Now there's a predicament:)

[Lez]

I`m not a brummie actually.

[jacko50]

stewey thanks for that, the last time i saw a coal shed was 1966 and as for german unexploded bombs ,well the series danger uxb sorted all those out in the 70s

[Lez]

So Jacko,which part of Wales are you in?