strech marks

[poltergeist]

ok so I like dont want my wife to have stretch marks. how do you avoid these? is there anything u can put on ur belly to prevent this? thanks

[poltergeist]

ethel what do you mean by that like?

anyway if my wife gets stretch marks she will have to improve her sexual technique to keep me intersted :)

[Ethel]

If your wife has any sense she'll show you the door.

[sleepy1j]

ive had to kids and i dont have any stretch marks ive never put any cream on to stop them some are lucky they dont get them .

[Razzle09]

Poltergeist

Try making love instead of having sex that way you will find it really dosen't matter about stretch marks or much else for that matter.
The current Mr Razzle has a number of scars that could best be described an unsightly I, however find them sexuall arousing. He is indeed 'nicely marked'. lol

Stretch marks usually settle down soon after birth once Mrs P gets her figure back. Relax and think about how your gonna keep her satisfied. R

[knobbynonut5]

Try rubbing some WD40 on her stomach twice daily that will help lubricate the skin whilst it stretches.

Or if you cant afford WD40, 3 in one oil (you know the stuff that you oil your rick shaw wheels with) will be almost as good

[crazycathy2]

Poltergist you are unbelievable

You don't want a boy, you don't want your wife to have stgretch marks

It's all about YOU. What about your wife? I can't decide whether to feel sorry for your wife or whether this is a wind up.

[sqad617]

Razzle:

"Try making love instead of having sex "

Please explain the difference.

[Razzle09]

Squad it's quite simple and I'm sure you've already thought about it.
Making love can and often does include a sexual emelent; frequently sexual intercourse.
Having sex often does not include any loving component and can be a mechanical, but surprisingly satisfying act.

On a personal level I really don't think it matters which a couple engage in as long as both parties are satisfied but I do think it's important to know the difference.

For example when meeting after a period of separation Mr. Razzle and I usually fcuk the brains out of one another (this is sex) following that we settle down and makes love which may or may not include a sexual component or may or may not end with climax.

<<< I hope this is useful>>> R

[sqad617]

Razzle...still confused.

"after a period of separation Mr. Razzle and I usually fcuk the brains out of one another "

But presumably you are still in love with him, so that is, by your definition. making love.

"that we settle down and makes love which may or may not include a sexual component or may or may not end with climax. "

If it has a sexual component then it is making love, but if there is no sexual component then it is not making love or sex.

So I would assume that you can "make love" with no sexual component, stop me if I have missed the point, but 99% of my friends when they say that they have made love, invokes or implies a sexual component,

[Razzle09]

Yes and they are probably right and sincere but here's an example from a 17 year old.
"Me and the boyfriend made love the other night four times, it's great we're gettin' engaged next week."

Now this young lady has only known this man for 2 weeks! Is this love ? How well can you get to know one another in two weeks? Does this young woman believe that this is love - probably but you and I know that this is more likely infatuation or lust - Maybe it's a kind of loving!

[Ethel]

Anyone who doesn't know the difference between having sex and making love has clearly never made love.

[tamborine]

Warning: upset women during sex and your nose can be bitten off.

Caution: remove her teeth.

[Razzle09]

Exactly Ethel Many people are not aware that there is a different and settle for 'imitation' for many reasons.

As for getting your nose bitten off the answer to that is don't upset her Tamborine

[tamborine]

quite - Razzle09....hope poltergeist worries more about his nose ;)

[Razzle09]

nice one T.........as he should

[poltergeist]

well its not a wind up at all. the girl i brought back last night said she had hers lasered off. whayt does this mean exactly? i mean there was a little flab but no visible marks. pretty good i thought.

[Razzle09]

P I think this thread has gone 'belly up'

[poltergeist]

lol yes it has!!!

[sqad617]

Ethel....so what do YOU think is the difference between making love and sex?

[kakaduka]

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