how long?

[s3rd2004]

im a 44yr old (gay)man, grossley overweight, bmi is 40.9, I sit on ma fat erse all day and night, the ony exrcise i get is my rite arm(eww), i drink a botle of voddy a day, i eat kebabs, pizya, fried haggis chips n cheese for breakfast, i havny seen ma toes in 30years

So

how long hav i got?

Til i look lkie my hero. Fat b@stard fae austin powers filmr?

[ACtheTROLL]

and is your name lew?