Can't sleep, can't eat

[rowanwitch]

Dull ache in my chest....head in a spin can't think straight Any suggestions have never felt this way before

[boxtops]

Rowan, sorry you are not feeling good - go see your GP, don't delay. You have lost a lot of weight in a short space of time. There are a lot of viruses about, but chest pains need to be investigated.

[TheOtherHalf]

Oh Rowan. Ive just been congratulating you on your fantastic weight loss and now I see you feeling this way. Are you able to chill out today and calm down ? Perhaps its the excitement of all the weight loss and I suppose its bound to have effects on your body. Hope you feel better soon. I`ll be logging off soon as I have to start work but will come back later and see how you are.

[boxtops]

PS Rowan, you have been up all night with your cat, that can't be helping your state of health this morning. Don't lose sight of your own health in your worry about puss - I would still see the GP just for a once-over.

[Sqad]

Sounds like an anxiety state...........................what are you anxious about ?

[ummmm]

These are the symptoms of love....

[rowanwitch]

first meeting imminent....scared sh*tless already besotted... any hope ?

[Sqad]

ummmm....so you get them when you think of me............!!!!! LOL

[ummmm]

Yep....all the time Sqad. Look what happened to me on Saturday :-)

[zzxxee]

in the words of the great suggs and madness
"it must be love, love love !!!!"

[rowanwitch]

no the symptoms drift lower when I think of you sqad... no love involved just naughty curiosity

[Sqad]

rowan...LOL....you will be fine.....just wear the Agent Provocateur underwear that I bought for you and you will be a knockout.

[redman41]

There is hope arriving any day now dearest Rowan ! Squad is on stand-by just incase I fall by the way side !!! lol

[bobjugs12]

Personally Rowan, I think you should zip in a spine and dry your eyes princess ;-)

It sounds to me like you're either in Love (or PLS as it's known in the trade), or a having a Tension Pneumothorax. If it's the TP then take a couple of paracetamol and stay well hydrated. Then go see your GP if you get the chance.
If it's Pukey Love Syndrome (PLS) then you'll need a series of treatments. First is the infusion of quantities of protein. This is best done via a meat syringe. You will also need to share body warmth with another human, and this is best done naked under a quilt. Finally, and most importantly, you're gonna need a lot of exposure to the source of infection to control any further outbreaks of PLS.

Hope this helps

Bob

[ummmm]

It's nice to know that as we get older we still have the same feelings as when we were young.

[rowanwitch]

Oh and I keep singing that's not normal is it...

P.S. they didn't fit.... but I'll keep them until they do...

[Captin Kirk]

or have you been eating cheese late at night?

[Sqad]

rowan....don´t fit?....they did the last time I removed them from your shapely body.

[rowanwitch]

Bobjugs I knew I could trust you to provide a reality check... Nom must have been carrying the infection when we met...

Redman....by the time we meet I may need resus....be prepared for me to fall at your feet in a swoon....

[redman41]

Dearest Rowan, if you think that you are in a bad way how do you think I will feel on the day !! Shall we book into Premier Inns so Squad and I can do a Bedroom diagnosis of your problems. Bring the Handcuffs Squad we have work to do !!! lol

[rowanwitch]

Oh those ones...so it wasn't you that sent the apricot silk..... I'd better check the box.... or did you snend mine and Sallas to the wrong people in which case shes going to have enough fabric for a new set of sails.....