Ok, Ive lit the blue touch Paper!!!

[RATTER15]

I have my Colonoscopy tomorrow, I have just sat down to my first glass of "Kleen-Prep"

I have put this in Body & Soul as I feel this would be most appropriate as I think my body and soul will soon be exiting through my bottom.

I wasn't warned about just how foul this liquid is, and I have to drink four Ltrs of this gunk tonight!!

Well actually it says I can also take it through my nose with a tube, I tried but it just makes me sneeze and makes my eyes water.

Wish me luck guys, apparently (according to Billy Connolly) this stuff was developed by NASA, I'm preparing for take off! :-(

[ttfn]

Dusted as in Johnson's Baby Powder ? ☺

[askyourgran]

Glad it's over for you now RATTER, Now you and cara can get back to normal. Will you have to go for check ups?

[Carakeel]

Thanks you all for being so lovely and so funny! Made my ratter pork loin with a peppers & leek cream sauce, boiled new potatoes. Oh, and icecream for desert. Was rather nice and he so deserved it after the past two days. :o)

Crossding my fingers for your OH albaqwerty! Hope he gets good results too tomorrow! xxx

[anneasquith]

good luck for OH alba .

[ttfn]

Leeks? Did you say LEEKS Cara? Thuddddddddddddddd ;o)

[nicolab6]

Thanks for all the giggles, what a great thread. On a serious note, well done Ratter for sharing this with us, and perhaps making it easier for others who have to go through this. I hope you have a well deserved rest this weekend.

[Chaffinch]

So glad your Ok Rats, now.....

"let wind be free
where err you be
for the holding of the fart
was the death of me"

xxx

[RATTER15]

Thanks all you you guys and gals, I'm fit and healthy, thankfully :-) I enjoyed the thread as well, made me laugh which made drinking that vile concoction so much easier :-))

Ive got to get results from my GP soon but all appeared fine and well with just the removal of a polyp.

[tamborine]

dont forget the arrows Ratter..... u dont wanna lose your bottom lip

[ttfn]

You started so I'll finish. You got more passes than this Mastermind contestant. Enjoy RATTER ;o)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0C59pI_ypQ&feature=related