Help urgently, please

[Barmaid]

The OH has done something of immense stupidity (for a change). Chopped chillis, went to the loo now he feels like a very delicate part of his anatomy is on fire. He really is in agony (and I did laugh to start with but now its not funny). I gave him some drapolene cream which you can use to treat minor burns but it made it worse.

Please give me some suggestions as to how I can help him.

[pretty_snowdrop]

He needs to give it a good wash in cold water. Ouch x

[jackthehat]

Saliva ? :D

[samak]

That is very funny. Go back to laughing about it and don't forget to tell his friends so they can also take the p1ss :-)

[anneasquith]

ohhhhhhhhhhh ! cold water ?

[scotman]

I don't think there is a 'quick fix' Lots of water seems the best idea.

[mike11111]

I presume he touched the "delicate part" before washing his hands after touching the chillis. You were right to laugh, and carry on laughing. It will die down eventually. Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt.

[joeluke]

Natural yogurt?

[scotman]

^^^^

either that or several pints of Cobra

[fliptheswitch]

Yoghurt works well.

[237SJ]

Tell him to stick his willy in a glass of milk. Milk is the natural antidote to chilli. If that doesn`t work, nothing will.

[sara3]

for glass ↑ read "disposable cup"

[mike11111]

I was once advise to stick my willy in a biscuit tin. People thought I was f*****g crackers!

[seadogg]

Tell him it doesn't last though its hell at the time. Voice of experience I'm afraid. Oh, and no permanent ill effects.

[scotman]

I hope you're getting pictures of this.

[mike11111]

I'm sure that I was not the only 15 year old lad who thought at the time that it was a smart move to dab aftershave on one's bits. Er, No!

[boxtops]

Er - yoghurt?

[daffy654]

Make a paste of bicarbonate of soda and water and apply carefully to the affected area. It should neutralise the acidity of the chillis. Or make a more watery solution with the same stuff in a bowl or jug and tell him to dangle his bits in it.

[scotman]

Mike

It was a smart move - smarted for ages as I recall.

[China Doll]

Milk. Dip in, waggle about & wash etc... or yougurt.

Now go and see where I've been rambling in law (criminal)and check I'm not talking out the wrong hole will ya ;oP

If all else fails, I can get you the best consultant for willies ever... ;oP