I've just had a slash in a lift...

[Bbbananas]

Would it put you off me if I meant that?
It wouldn't be very user-friendly would it (to other users).

Where's the worst place you've ever been caught short?

[Bobbisox]

omg, how I have missed this woman...pmsl

[boxtops]

LOL salla, dirty girl....

On a roadside in Crete when I hadn't known OH that long... he was dismayed when I got out of the car (he had stopped!), opened the passanger door, and used the doors as a sheild while I weed on the verge.

[pa___ul3]

or even if you'd had Slash in a lift, you don't wanna get your hair tangled with his!

[Bbbananas]

When you've gotta go, you've gotta go.

pmsl bobbi? In your study? On Bill's exec leather twirly chair? How rude.

[Bobbisox]

just a hedge one like boxy although there was about 12 of us en-route to Blackpool,,, it was hilarious when we got back on the coach and saw all of the little tissues in a line..haha

[boxtops]

My sister was travelling down the M1 in an ancient coach which broke down - she had to climb up the embankment and wee behind a tiny scraggy hawthorn bush.

(I was going say "wee runs in our family" - but then it does anyway!

[sandyRoe]

I was once squatting having a read of The Sun, as you do, on top of a mountain in Spain when about 40 pilgrims appeared.
I returned to the hotel where I'd spent the previous night and waited a day so I wouldn't have any chance of meeting them again on the trail.

[boxtops]

What really pees me off (LOL) is when you are desperate to go, you get there and do the deed, only to find that there's no toilet paper.....

[carlton23]

I remember a long time ago whilst walking around Brownsea Island in Poole Harbour with our young sons, we came across a woman having a wee. She screamed and scared us to death,... laugh,..... I nearly wet myself also.

[Bbbananas]

"wee runs in our family" - that made me chickle x

Carlton - OMG - I think that was me.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pusskin]

I've been caught short many times, and I always enjoy it more than when I'm at home. Cant think of the worst time salla, there's been too many. lol
I just love them bushes!

[paddywak]

11 years ago after my stroke one of the tablets I was on was a diuretic and for several months until I'd " Re-potty Trained" my self Trish used to go crackers as she was always having to stop the car while I nipped behind a hedge, or keep a look-out while I popped down a handy alley

[didoatwork]

We do a lot of walking and my OH is rubbish at keeping watch so I'm always being caught out. Very embarrasing. YOU try walking another 3 miles with soggy knickers. Argghhh!

[boxtops]

The worst thing is when you bare your bum and you've failed to notice that thistle.....

[Bbbananas]

I have done dido. It's pretty horrible. All clammy.

[Frank97]

I was in a club some time ago with a lady (I use the term loosely) who I'd met earlier in the evening when she said to me that she needed a wee. Well instead of going to the toilets she simply squatted down and did it in the middle of the club! When she got back up I asked if she wanted another drink an left!

[Bbbananas]

D97 - that's dreadful. So common. Even in Boston I don't think anyone would do that.
Well, maybe Lil, but she's got a 10 year ban from all the clubs. Something to do with the pole and the Pole.

[Bbbananas]

Or maybe he was Portugese. A long ban anyway...

[boxtops]

...or a long pole...

[Bbbananas]

lol box..... both I think !!

It's retribution for when I went on the dancefloor, after previously visiting the Ladies, and hadn't done the zip up properly on my skirt. I was flashing my bum - all squashed up by my tights - the whole kit and caboodle. I thought I was getting admiring looks for my Dancing Queen - but not so. It wasn't til the skirt started falling down my knees I realised. My best friend had seen it all and not said a thing. Trollop.