Open Flies

[chongalolo]

My boss sometimes forgets to zip up his trousers after going to the loo at work.  He is just absent minded about this sort of thing (honest!) but I hate having to tell him (I'm female, btw).  Is there a way that men would prefer to be told,  that is less embarrassing for them and us.  (XYZ doesn't work because it is too well known).

[GucciGal]

Quality! alll the guys in my office reckon we should have a flag system, red would be the colour of choice! 

[Bob A Job]

How about

'I know that a dead bird doesnt fall out of the nest, but you could still close that window'

[MargeB]

"You have egg on your chin"..is the euphemism I grew up with.

If someone actually had egg on their chin, I don't know what I'd say..

'Your flies undone'?

[lillylampost]

The hanger door is open

[wellhungjock]

and the zeppelins coming out

[MargeB]

and it's full of flammable gas! (just thinking of Phoebe's boyfriend)

[indian]

Try sticking a note on the inside door of the toilet saying don't 4get to zip up

[sddsddean]

The gate is open, but the beast is asleep!

[smudge]

I would go along with indian's suggestion.

I'd type & laminate a subtle note/s & when you know the Gent's is vacant, pop in & stick them on the wall over the toilet or wash basin.....

[chinadoll]

How about humming Zippity Do Dah ...Zippity Day in such situations....

Or pehaps a laminated sign on the back of the gents door....Flies spread disease gentlemen please keep them shut....

[landie]

Have you got a new buckle on your belt?

[redmug100]

"Ducks are flying low!"

[landie]

If you pull your pants pockets inside out you could be a cloth eared elephant.