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What is the cleverest revenge you oranyone else you know has ever exacted on another person, especially without the 'victim' knowing who was responsible for it?
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When I was at school I got bullied to hand over my sweets to a big lad in the year above me. So I bought 3 bars of Ex Lax Chocolate laxative and wrapped them in a Cadburys wrapper.
Bang on target the next morning the bully stopped me and demanded my chocolate. After a 'show' of trying to avoid him I 'Reluctantly' handed over my sweets.
He shoved the entire lot in his mouth and munched it down , I had to bite my tongue so as not to laugh . He sh!t himself in the playground in front of all his mates and the teachers, he never bullied anyone again.
Bang on target the next morning the bully stopped me and demanded my chocolate. After a 'show' of trying to avoid him I 'Reluctantly' handed over my sweets.
He shoved the entire lot in his mouth and munched it down , I had to bite my tongue so as not to laugh . He sh!t himself in the playground in front of all his mates and the teachers, he never bullied anyone again.
When I discovered my hubby was having a fling with another woman I meticulously snipped about every fifth stich in some of his trousers, jackets and shirts; nothing to show as he put his clothes on, but as he wore them mysterious holes kept appearing. This was actually what helped to get us back to where we once were as he said he loved my sense of humour. BB
some of these stories are quite worrying to be honest - i can understand how someone can be upset that boyfriend had a fling - but you stayed with him for another year after that - but then decide to deliberately break the heart of his new girlfriend who had done nothing wrong - therefore she now owes you payback. Bullying in schoolis horrendous and I fully understand why you would want to put a stop to it - but imagine the trauma he went through as a young lad having "had an accident" in the school playground. As for shooting kneecapps - never really acceptable imo. If you care enough about a broken up relationship to want revenge, then you're not over them.....simples
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We had the builders in last year and one of them would leave all the detrius from his lunch/breaks on the kitchen floor, including banana skins, crisp packets etc.
After several days of my pointing out the bin and being ignored, I began gathering up the organic waste (banana skins, apple cores etc) and putting them under the seat in his van.
As the week went by, his van became more and more stinky.
After several days of my pointing out the bin and being ignored, I began gathering up the organic waste (banana skins, apple cores etc) and putting them under the seat in his van.
As the week went by, his van became more and more stinky.
I heard of someone who was fed up with the laundry losing buttons on his work uniform . He had an idea , he sewed a tin lid on the the uniform in place of a button, them put a note with it saying '' Try to lose this !''
The uniform duly came back still with the tin lid button, but the laundry had cut and sewed a neat new button hole exactly the same size as the tin lid !
The uniform duly came back still with the tin lid button, but the laundry had cut and sewed a neat new button hole exactly the same size as the tin lid !
