if you were to die, what would be the last message you tell your loved ones?

[01mpatel]

(it can be as short or long as you want) Thank You

[codswallop]

I was given that question on a pre-retirement course and similar answers were given as above.The lecturer said why wait till you're dieing,tell them all now!!!!

[Clanad]

... you're.... standing... on my oxygen tube!"

[Krausse]

What was that all about ? (Alfie !) PS - Alfie is my imaginary friend !

[FredPuli43]

There's to be no squabbling over my money. I have spent it all.

[SpikeyBush]

At last some peace and quiet. Now bugger off and clear the garden of the dog's turds and empty the cat's dirtbox yourself instead of expecting muggins here to do it.

[baza]

don't forget what I told you, "always stand on a wet surface when changing a light bulb".

[moonraker558]

Lend us a few quid.

[baza]

always look on the bright side of life dedum dedum dedum ^^^^

[Mammar]

I shall know I'm really dying if my youngest daughter is at my bedside trying to prise my engagement ring off my finger.
In that case, I shall probably say "put a bit of Fairy liquid on it - it'll come off easier".

[dickythecook]

See you in three days

[chris1957au]

See you all soon enough

[stewey]

Well, all of you gathered around, it appears that, as someone once said I am about to leave this mortal coil. Therefore, I shall inform you that the wall-safe is empty, and the great riches are now ensconced in the RBC bank in Grand Cayman. The account number is...arrgh.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Don't forget to ring HR and tell them i'm not coming in

[berniecuddles]

thank fcuk for that!
and good luck to the rest of ya!