You Know..

[carrust]

...you're getting old when you go to bed & find the Mrs reading the Lakeland catalogue:-( Even worse when she starts chirping-on about the products:-(( Even worserer when she pokes you in the back & says, "we could do with one of those shower squeegies:-(((

[aelmpvw]

oh the romance ...

[boxtops]

I always remember my mum telling me that one night my dad was reading a knitting pattern out loud..... k2tog, p3...

[excelsior-1]

even worserer - serer when she pokes you in the back and says "why are you facing away from me?"

[baza]

you know when you have to get up a couple of times every night and no one asks "where are you going"

[askyourgran]

Or reading the Damart catalogue and asks you to send for the latest in thermal long johns.

[carrust]

It's me who pokes her in the back when she's reading the Bravissimo catalogue;-)

[excelsior-1]

..what with?

[carrust]

I'll give you 3 guesses exel;-)

[SlackAlice]

Thats 2 too many guesses ☺

[society]

You Know.. you're getting old when you start getting knee pains when too long on the feet.

[carrust]

Exel seems to be a bit slow on the uptake sometimes, so I gave him 3:-)

[boxtops]

you know you're getting old when slippers are more attractive than strappy shoes...

[RATTER15]

You Know..
...you're getting old when you remember the wet dreams and dry farts and now its dry dreams and wet farts.

[RATTER15]

You Know..
...you're getting old when the only reason you take Viagra is to stop you rolling out of bed.

[bednobs]

you know you are getting old when you see sex as a handy excuse for a lie down

[boxtops]

LOL at Ratter's Viagra post!

[excelsior-1]

Excel seems to be a bit slow on the uptake sometimes

i resent that

[carrust]

No offence meant excel

[society]

You Know.. you're getting old when you finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.

[janzman]

You accidently reach for your vest and get the wifes bra instead ...and it fits......aaargh