Interesting set of rules, Sqad :)
Now, how to phrase this delicately? Do you subject your prospective mistresses to a follicular examination prior to engaging in a relationship, or is it something one demands once the relationship has started?
What if she is a stunna - knock-out, DDG that has you slavering with lust - but she refuses to remove the offending- ermm, tresses? :) Is one obliged to turn her down?
And I will freely admit to being chicken when it comes to the thought of waxing or laser hair removal, wolf - no shame in that - but baldness on a bloke really should be confined to their scalp IMO :)