Although I was never an alcoholic, I did spend an awful lot of time drinking in my youth. From the age of seventeen, for about six years, I was either working or drinking. I would regularly drive while absolutely legless. On one occasion, I woke in my car, fifteen miles from home, without a single clue as to how I got there. I was sitting in a pool of urine. I said, I was not an alcoholic, but I reckon that if I hadn't met my wife when I did, I certainly would have become one. She gave me a 'me or the drink' ultimatum, and I'm so pleased I chose my good lady.