A cuppla nights ago - I went to go out the back and as I stepped down the step I inadvertently farted and it was a gulga of a one. Next thing my neighbour who was out smoking started to cough and cough - letting me know he was there. I was too tired to be embarrassed then I thought I'm sure he farts too.
I sigh is but a spout of wind coming from the heart. But when it takes a downward course it's often called a fart.
A fart is but a pleasure it gives the bowels ease.
It warms and scents the bed clothes
And suffocates the fleas. (Anon)
My OH does this pretty much on purpose every night while we have our last ciggy outside before bed, I'm sure the noise must travel to all our neighbours and he then blames the cat. I always react in the same way - a complete mix of being absolutely disgusted and shaking with laughter.
Why do men do that? Women - like jennyjoan was - are embarrassed when they fart, whereas some men delight in producing the loudest and smelliest possible.