Very Embarrassing And Worrying Situation, Sqad Old Boy Are You Out There?

[Rango]

Sqad (Or anyone else) I've had to deactivate my old account and start afresh as my partner sometimes looks in.

Well as I've said me and missus have too many arguments and i keep getting kicked out so the end is nigh and like i told her from the beginning if she ever chucks me out and dumps me then then I'm a free man single man who loves the females and will do what I want to, and if I dump her, the same.

Okay when I've been single and thrown out the marital home I've sought solace in a another woman, a prostitute, but not your street walker type, but she's an excessively beautiful and exotic lady who is mature, beautiful, dark seductive eyes, white teeth and smile that lights up the room, the body of venus who is very "wordly" and just our type if you know what I mean and she's from a very secluded village that I've never heard of deep in the amazon jungle and is a professional that works in a high profile place of business.

Now to the crux of the matter, I've caught gonorrhea and chlamydia a few months ago and the only woman I was sleeping with was her, she swore that she had not slept with anyone else since she met me which I believed so I was prescribed ceftriaxone and then cefixime when it wouldn't budge which eventually shifted it.


I then recently contracted a very aggressive case of type 1 genital herpes (HSV 1) and once again she plead "virginity" whilst she has been with me which I've managed with acyclovir (Zovirax), valacyclovir (Valtrex), famciclovir (Famvir), and topical acyclovir,penciclovir (Denavir) then very recently I caught an std which caused my member to weep fluids, then dry out, I then had to go to the hospital who then had to remove my foreskin as it had necrosis and had turned black.

The hospital has never seen anything like this and have done numerous tests and have no idea what I might have also she has came back recently from the amazon but is adamant that she hasn't slept with anyone.

I know many will say why do I keep going back to her but I'm just an old fool in love. So sqad what do think that I have? the symptoms are as above.

[EDDIE51]

You are describing a case of 'Amazonian galloping black pox' . Don't worry it will spread up from your foreskin until it reaches your head which will shrivel up and drop off!

[-SharonA-]

Lol Eddie!!

[murraymints]

you forgot to mention the yellow spots Eddie !

[Baldric]

My opinion, for what it's worth,
I guess you willbewhatyouwill.

[albaqwerty]

could well have a valid point there Balders

On the plus side, the shrunken head could make the missus a small fortune when sold to the local witch doctor

[woofgang]

If it is him (will etc.) he’s breaking the roolz as he is suspended and his old account is not deactivated. I don’t have a view on whether it is or not but note thst his style and command of english varies markedly from thread to thread

[ChillDoubt]

Did you hear about the man who contracted gonorrhea in his eyes?

He was looking for love in all the wrong places.....

[trt]

Eddie :-)
## Don't worry it will spread up from your foreskin until it reaches your head which will shrivel up and drop off! ##

Thats after the maggots have feasted.

[Peter Pedant]

you have been hospital
and they have treated you

and you're asking US what is wrong ?
I'd ask a doctor who is treating you.....

[Peter Pedant]

I thought the style was reminisccent of the fella who had a partner Elsie...
is she the one who has booted you out ?

The answer to - "what do I have now ?" is:
more of the same - tick one or more boxes

as of now he hasnt had lymphogranuloma inguinale - but that flighty girl has just come back from the Amazon so there is still a chance or Reiters disease.....

[woofgang]

good call PP....mind you I know someone who met him and he was genuinely old so maybe not around any more.....

[smurfchops]

You say she is a prostitute so do you really think she was faithful to you? Did you use protection?

[EDDIE51]

Smufchops , it's a Joke question from a troll who is almost certainly a banned user under a new name !!!

[Mamyalynne]

I hope you have conveyed that to the Editor Eddie.


It's great so many have rallied to Rango's aid in Body & Soul, but PP's advice is the best.


Ask all relevant questions to those treating you.