Embarrassing

[Dreaming]

Anyone done anything really embarrassing that they would like to share?

[Lore]

oh you want another, dreaming? lol how dare you mock the inflicted!! :oP
well...... School trip (literally!) we had 70 children that day... managed to cross the road safely... but miss just so happened to find the part of the pavement that had decided to grow a lil bit of moss that year! anyway, in the words of Elton John.. Laughing like children! laughing like children? they were all falling about wetting themselves at poor miss B who had grazed her hands and knees :o( - you better not be laughing dream!! :oP however, they loved my tigger plasters the next day!!

[Lore]

lol I couldn't decide between inflicted or afflicted as It was my own fault!! :o\

[Dreaming]

Lore, I was 11 and skid over, in this big museum where I lived, and showed my undies off, whilst wearing a pair of, wait for it,! white patent heeled boots my dad had got me from the Ballys reject shoe shop. jeez. Still remember it vividly. Joy!

[maximo]

I once puked on myself at a friends house. I was sitting on the couch, I'd had too much to drink, I coughed...and the rest is history ! lol I'm such a lady !

Note :I DID pay for the dry cleaning bill of the sofa cover though. I can't believe I wrote this, by the way....:O)

[ELVIS68]

I shat my pants in a cab once and cos I was so p!ssed at the time I didn`t worry too much about it..However the next time the cabbie picked me up I was with the wife and he mentioned it.....How I blushed

[woofgang]

yes I have and no I wouldn't thanks!!

[Drusilla]

Given birth prematurely at home while my elder daughter (3 at the time) invited our next door neighbours' into the house to see her new sister, who I was still in the process of delivering on the kitchen floor.

[vehelpfulguy]

I once went to a friends house where the people were really houseproud. Kept their house spotless.

We were playing a game where you stand with your back right up against the wall and lean forward to try to pick something off the floor in front of you.

But I started to fall forward, and grabbed the first thing I could get hold off, which was the curtains.

They were full length, floor to ceiling curtains, for french windows.

I fell and managed to pull the these huge curtains, and one of those fancy "rod" curtain rails, right off the wall.

Leave rather red faced.

[dannydingbat]

I was in my hotel room in Bangkok sitting on a chair reading when I farted and followed through. Despite my efforts to clean the cushion, there was stain there at checkout time. I turned the cushion over and left a bit quick. If anyone from the Landmark Hotel is watching - it was me!!

[Lore]

lol dreaming, I want one of the children on that trip!! I'm the teacher!! :o( boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Drusilla, I think your daughters excitement of her new baby sister is kinda cute - in a way!! :o)

Elvis..... I don't think I can talk to you anymore!! :oP (just kidding)

Oh the things we admit to!! :o\

[orange-gnome]

Whilst in New Zealand I used to watch the equivalent of CITV, (I am 24) it was presented by a guy called Henry, probably about my age and very cute.
Anyway, so one day I was walking down Wellington high street and walking into a shop and who was walking out about a metre away from me...Henry..I yelled "IT'S HENRY" before I could control what was coming out of my mouth....he looked at me as if he knew me and said hi, I giggled "hello" then ran away!!! I don't know what came over me, I was so embarrassed!!!

[Dreaming]

I once worked in a shop, served this really miserable rude woman. She went out (it was a very small shop!) and I started having a loud moan about her to my workmate. The only other customer in the shop turned round and said, "thats my daugher you are talking about" she then went onto to open ths shop door and shouted to her daugher outside, oy, she's just been talking about you. Daugher came back in and I could feel my face burn! I was very young, and very emabarrased. But not as embarassed as you were Elvis! :)

[logman]

I was talkin to a buddy in a very noisy and crowded bar, when i decided to let off some exess gas, thinking it would go unnoticed, that was i was until i was suddenly aware that the whole area around me had cleared and i was the only guy standing there and feeling like a complete jerk. How could i deny it.

[Lore]

lol logman, you should have sood there, shook you head at the bar staff and said - 'well, I never!' then stomped off. :o)

[crumpeter]

I was on holidays once and had a stomach bug, walking up this road I desperately needed a crap and went into a large overgrown garden.
I was up against a tree doing the deed, when I looked up and saw a coach load of schoolgirls looking at me over the wall...I still cringe thinking about it.

[tradey]

yep i was going on holiday back in august and i went to the toilet like you do washed my hands walked out of the toilet when i man came up to me tapped me on the shoulder and said nice black kickers i could have died,my skirt was tucked im my knickers i was so embarrased

[hopalong]

I was Standing by the car door at a major car park of a cash and carry store. I needed to fart. Not wanting to be rude I looked around be to see if any one was there. I saw no one so I let rip. I then went into the car looked to the left only to see someone sitting in the car next to me with the window open

[Dreaming]

try to be more discreet in future Hopalong. Blow off (silent but deadly) in a crowded place, and blame someone else. Works for me (oooops!)