And If A Microscopic Bug Kills The Both Of Us

[johnny.5]

to die by your side well the pleasure the privilege is mine

Am I Right ?

[Patsy33]

I'm miserable now...

[fiction-factory]

You missed out the Heaven knows...
Every day feels like Sunday at the moment

[fiction-factory]

But What Difference Does it Make?

[Theland]

Johnny - You're not wrong :-)

[fiction-factory]

Okay, that joke isn't funny anymore

[johnny.5]

sorry I'm still ill

[johnny.5]

but it was really nothing

[fiction-factory]

You could have put this in jokes and started it with: Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

[johnny.5]

me and my big mouth

[Theland]

Keep em coming Johnny.
The more humour the better eh?b

[johnny.5]

I have just discovered
Some germs are bigger than others

[johnny.5]

theland
You Are Not Wrong !

[Theland]

Channel 4 two minutes ago, psychologist just spoken of the importance of black humour.
I agree.
Life is depressing enough at times.
If you can't fight it, laugh at it.

"Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler .........?"

[fiction-factory]

Yep. As Anthony said to Cleopatra (as he opened a crate of ale (the one he'd hoarded when he the pubs were shutting)?)

[johnny.5]

in the news today
Skegness

the seaside town they forgot to close down ?

[fiction-factory]

Theland take a bow...

[sunny-dave]

Panic on the streets of AnswerBank
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
I wonder to myself
Will life ever be sane again ...

[johnny.5]

just waiting for some buck toothed girl from Luxembourg to make a witty remark now

[Theland]

I feel sorry for the poor little virus - imagine being hated by the whole world?

[johnny.5]

yes but last night it dreamt that loved somebody it