The Fly 2

lankeela | 00:13 Sun 12th Jul 2020 | ChatterBank

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Tonight whilst waiting for my dinner to ping in the microwave I noticed a fly flying around the inside of the microwave! It had been going for about a minute by the time I noticed so I opened the door and it flew out, landed on the worktop then flew off round the kitchen. Questions! 1. How did it survive and why didn't it get frazzled or explode? 2. Will it have superpowers? 3. If it bit me would I get superpowers?

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Ken4155

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Lankeela; "It was steamy microwave veggies to go with the steak and chips." You may have inadvertently created a new species of fly. The Veganfly! I can see the Wicki entry now; 'The Veganfly, created by one Lankeela of AB land in 2020. This species lives solely on a diet of steamy microwave veggies and are nigh on indestructible. Not known to be harmful.'

08:53 Sun 12th Jul 2020

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Ken4155

If it survived for a minute in your microwave, it already possesses super powers.

jno

you're probably lucky it didn't come out half fly half lasagne.

Ken4155

Even luckier it didn't eat your lasagne.
How did you know Lankeela was cooking lasagne, Jno? Do you have super powers?

lankeela

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Well I've discovered something else - there is already The Fly II and The Fly 3! And it definitely wasn't lasagne as I'm allergic to cheese. It was steamy microwave veggies to go with the steak and chips!