Japanese Fancy Auto Bidet Type Toilets

[barry1010]

My wife has taken a fancy to these and is determined to have one. They get rid of the need for toilet paper. My concern regards ladies uses these. Women can get all sorts of problems below stairs is waste matter goes where it shouldn’t. Could the powerful water jets cause these health issues?

[Old_Geezer]

Bit expensive aren't they ?

Seems a civilised idea. Don't know why they aren't standard everywhere. They're fairly obvious.

[barry1010]

OG you can get them much cheaper

[tamborine]

If it has to be straddled, surely removing your lower clothes each time is a nuisance

[Mamyalynne]

Bring back crinolines.

[jno]

this one's £500 and has warm, dry reviews

https://www.victorianplumbing.co.uk/metro-smart-toilet-with-bidet-wash-function-heated-seat-dryer

[maggiebee]

Have used a bidet while staying in a hotel. They are great for the kids to stand in and get rid of all the sand between their toes.

[bednobs]

tambo - do you usually go to the loo with your lower clothes on then?
As far as i can see, this is a toilet (so fully able to take poo) with the bidet function in the seat/rim

[barry1010]

That's the one my wife is looking at. Normal toilet with a built in retracting jet wash and dryer. She is also eyeing up one that cleans and sterilised itself with some form of light.

[mushroom25]

Gentlemen, when using a newfangled device such as this, you should take care not to push the button that says "Ladies Only". if you do, a mechanical hand appears, tears off your testicles and throws them in the sanitary bin.

[roopower]

If only, mushroom! I'd relabel the buttons!