Wildly off-topic and apologies in advance, but:
Geordie's wife goes to see the doctor. When she came home Geordie asked what the doctor said was wrong with her.
She replied, "It was really weird. I listened to my chest then told me I had a canny fanny."
"What?" said Georide, enraged.
He storms up to the doctor's and asks, "What's aal this 'boot you tellin' wor lass she's got a canny fanny?"
Doctor replies, " I didn't tell her she's got a canny fanny, I told her she had acute angina."