Yo!! Beating Your Meat Cause Infertility.

[gautambarun2004]

I was going through Youtube and i saw a teacher's video. He was saying that beating your meat cause infertility. and you will not be able to become a dad. man i am sweating hard. is it true?
Does anyone have any information regarding it?
man whenever i saw these kind of videos. i get super stressed.

[wolf63]

It is not true.

[LadyCG]

Well blow me if I know what you're talking about....

[Samuraisan]

I “ think” I know what you are talking about. If so, no, it’s not true.

[lankeela]

Have you stopped wearing tight underwear because that is more likely to make you infertile. The daily bashing the bishop won't cause it but it might make it curve upwards.

[LadyCG]

^^ LOL ^^

[LadyCG]

AB needs its own Pub - The Inn Of Iniquity.

[Barmaid]

I was reading this thread and I saw LCG's answer, and I was almost choking.

[jno]

it is not true. Stop watching videos that stress you out.

[mushroom25]

it will continue to do you good like it bleddy well should....

[drmorgans]

What a Juan Kerr.

[david small]

Choking the chicken, Spanking the monkey, greeting Pam and her four lovely daughters. Euphemisms, there are many more. To all, everything in moderation. Apart from a sore member, it will not permanently effect your fertility condition.

[mallyh]

if it was true there would never be any babies born lol

[Ken4155]

^
Plenty of test-tube babies, though:-)

[mallyh]

you still need s....for test tube babies don't you ?

[Peter Pedant]

No
said to be true a hundred years ago but disproved by experiment and experience during the second world war
when there were million perhaps even a billion tries

[retrocop]

// but disproved by experiment and experience during the second world war
when there were million perhaps even a billion tries//

Not to mention a good dose of a substance in the teapot/

[wolf63]

retrocop "Not to mention a good dose of a substance in the teapot/"

is that legit, I thought that it was one of my dad's made-up stories.
He was in Berlin during the airlifts.

[retrocop]

I hear that J. Arthur Rank is interested in the film rights on this subject and bidding for them with other film companies. The winning bid will be a toss up of who comes first.

[Peter Pedant]

Not to mention a good dose of a substance in the teapot ?
hmm was that experiment a ... flop ?

do you realise we actually had lectures on how to address enlisted men on the subject of venereal disease?

[Peter Pedant]

Bromide
certainly current ( as a rumour) in the seventies