And There's More

[Rondy]

I saw a man at the beach yelling: "Help, shark! Help!"
I just laughed.
I knew very well that shark wasn't going to help him.
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I’m convinced my neighbour has been stealing cement from me.
I don’t have any concrete proof yet though.
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A man asked me for a fiver.
I told him I only carry big bills.
He said give me one of those.
I gave him my electric bill!
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