Donate SIGN UP
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 5 of 5rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by Khandro. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
Lol. I really felt for that patient. You would imagine a PE teacher being the last person on earth to need heart surgery.
I don't recall, thank god, having a conversation with any of the surgeons that operated on me just before the surgery. A few jabs by the anaesthetist and Goodnight Vienna . I have had three major ops and I couldn't tell what any of the theatres looked like either.
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know .

Girl: I love you.

Boy: I love you too.

After surgery the girl wakes up and finds her father sitting in the chair.

Girl: Where is my boyfriend ?

Dad: Don't you know who gave you your new heart.

Girl: (With tears in her eyes ) Omg.

Dad : I'm just kidding, he's in the bathroom.
Question Author
^^ Lol, DTC

Glad you liked it retro. I stumbled upon it last night & thought it too good not to share. :0)
Thanks Khandro - I loved that - I always liked Armstrong and Miller x
Just got back from hospital where I saw a vascular consultant. An extremely pleasant young man. He looked very much similar to your surgeon and Mr Bean. It was hard not to smile.

1 to 5 of 5rss feed

Do you know the answer?

Heart Surgery

Answer Question >>