Quizzes & Puzzles4 mins ago
question for ladies about male body
Answers
No best answer has yet been selected by purple rain. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.EXTERIOR. SOME TIME LATER.
The scene is one of utter destruction. Smoke rises from the remains of the once-proud AnswerBank Building deep in the heart of the Information District. The upper three floors had completely disappeared, and there was extensive damage down as far as Internet & Technology. Nobody would be getting any sense out of the geeks today, that much was guaranteed.
Some of the weightier Questions, from Body & Soul, had plummeted straight through several floors, taking everything down with them. Down on the Chatterbank level a lone figure was still mindlessly mumbling something about New Year, a small sprig of mistletoe draping from his fingers.
Isolated fires crackle amongst the splintered Questions and Answers, some of them still just about connected via their damaged links. Dazed individuals wander aimlessly through the wasteland, tripping on broken phrases & sayings and scraps of now misleading information on How it Works. A few bars from the unidentified song from the Lockets advert plays over and over in a disconnected section of Adverts, now lying on its side next to what�s left of Parenting. From somewhere deep inside that section comes the insistent crying of a little baby going through teething.
A firefighter, sweat and smoke stained, approaches a witness in a tattered cheap suit and glasses, clearly an Answer Supply Worker.
�What the hell happened here? Did you see what started it?�
The witness only manages to hoarsely whisper the words: �Stonerock 51��
�Oh no, not again,� the firefighter mumbles as he heads back into the mouth of hell. �How many times must we warn these damn people� never open a male sexuality thread before checking that Stonerock 51 is chained up securely in the basement� will they never learn?�