Taste

[Batty Boy]

Is it true that if you eat certain types of food that this can affect the taste of your semen? If so I'm on a date this weekend what do you suggest I eat?

[undercovers]

well curry is apparently the worse thing to eat - but fruits like strawberries and pineapples are meant to make it taste sweet... can't believe i'm answering this...

[peterd]

Why don't you ask your date ?

[joannie10]

is this a first date Batty Boy?? If so, dont you think you are being a bit preumptuous? Believe undercovers is correct in saying that sweet things make it taste sweeter.

[BigMac]

But you also need to consider:

• What is already in the tank? Adding strawberries to curry might not be particularly fruitful...


• Do you need to drain the tank, and then eat strawberries for a week? What is the normal/your rate of production?


• What about the preference of the taster - if he/she prefers anchovies to pineapple then what do you do? Do you know of any preference?


• Consider chocolate flavoured body paint.

Do please let us know how you get on - will you share the fruits of your labours?

[Batty Boy]

yes it will be our first date but I've been winking and smiling at him and get all nervous around him - his name is Alfie.

[teag1rl]

pmsl

[fideldyfee]

ask dick cheese. surely he will know?

[Dick Cheese]

sorry!?! what are you implying Fiedlyfee?

[fideldyfee]

dick cheese. as in dick. cheese. what do you taste like?

[mickey pratt]

my personal taste is abit of fresh fish

[Dick Cheese]

Oh, got ya! Soz. Well dont really know what i taste like, cant reach. Will be having 2 ribs removed later this year, so i'll be sure to let you know.

[joannie10]

what does pmsl mean teag1rl and Batty Boy it looks like you could have a bit of competition cause Alfie seems to have other admirers - female though!!

[teag1rl]

Hi Jo.

wet myself laughing. well, I think it does-I always thought that's what it meant-I'm sure I'll be put right if not tho!

[Quizmonkey]

How sweet - do let us know how you get on Batty - and what Alfie tastes like :)

[Fat Boy]

Lots of pineapple juice is meant to be good.

This stuff has apparently passed the taste test http://www.semenex.com

[4getmenot]

I hope this isnt a first date from what you are expecting!!!

[tanzanya]

Your question reminds me of this friend back at school who said he once dated a girl who tasted like cinnamon raisin bagels. I thought that was very sweet :/

[Quizmonkey]

Which part of her, I wonder?

[laurence2]

Nobbys Nuts are recommended