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My husband is a major pain when he has had a swift half.
I just bide my time and watch him lighting up the fag - knowing full well he will have one draw and then fall asleep.
The fun,for me then begins.I watch the fag slowly burn down to his knuckles and wait with anticipation for the cry of 'Oh ya basket' .Oh how I laugh.
Anyone else have sadistic qualities like me?
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My ex and I were going out to a party.He came back from work after having a few - .I was fuming - he was another pain with a drink on him.He fell asleep.
I got ready and then put every clock - cooker,wristwatch the lot forward by 4 hrs - so when he woke up he would think there was no point in going out..
It worked - he woke up and then went to his bed thinking there was no point in going out at 2 in the morning.
Result!!!
Sorry - I'm not hi-jacking my own post but my present husband was bugging me.
He went through the house and there was a bowl of Bombay mix on the table.I smeared my fingers with the grease and then smeared his specs.He duly came through picked up the specs and a paper and toddled off to the loo.
I waited on the roar but there wasnt one.He came out and said 'I suppose you thought that was funny'.He had sat for 5 minutes waiting on the 'condensation' on his specs clearing.I still laugh at the thought of that one yet!!!
The biggest laugh me and my mates have is every Friday night when the 40yr old+ grandma brigrade hit the town dressed like they are still teenagers......... many a good mouthful of beer has been spluttered out at some of the sights...... Those in high heels and flashing huge bare fleshy saddle bags usually score the best laugh.
I'm so glad that males mature and not get old like females :-)
I like you as well mycatis - revenge is sweet (nothing drastic) just enough for me to laugh hysterically:)
Here - youre near me I think -what about the snow! Bit of a shock this morning.I've got to go out cos I promised my old neighbour I'd get her Sunday Post and you know what theyre like - they've got to get their fix of Oor Wullie and The Broons on a Sunday.
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