Chinese organs

[jack-the-peg]

My girl-friend is Chinese and so far we have not had sex. Although I really want to, I keep putting it off because of not knowing what to expect physically. It is well known (I think) that as Chinese girls eyes are slanting, so is their organ and I do not want to disappoint her by doing the wrong thing. Can anyone British who is with a Chinese girl give advice please?

[B00]

Nooooo, this can't possibly be true....can it?

[MingYeong]

Hello Jack, I do not think you have anything to worry about. I am Chinese (Boy) and I also had the same worry because in China we have saying about British girls so I was worried too. I was really afraid the first time but then velly surprised to see that she was same as Chinese girl "down there".

[maximo]

No, I don't think it is. Really. Every woman is built the same, save some minor differences in shapes, color and sizes ( just like men !),and this regardless of ethnicity. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

[Scarlett]

Good God, I despair.

[PhilBy]

Just don't ask her to slide down the bainister :-)

[ll_billym]

Great question, keep 'em coming.

[T00N]

Im a white Anglosaxon, but I adore Chinese birds...they are goooooorgious

[maximo]

I was wonderng if this was a joke....ah well...

[sammd]

MingYeong - what do the Chinese say about British girls?

[smurfchops]

Don't ask me the one about the Ladyboy sliding down the pole in Koh Samui ...

[B00]

Tsk tsk T00N, first us women were called 'chicks' now we are 'birds'?

you really do have a feathered variety fetish goin' on don't you????

[T00N]

Sorry BOO

[rugeleyboy]

this must be heaven!!! or am i dreaming??

[dantheman123]

they say that down below chinese girls go left to right not up and down.

[T00N]

Ahh youve finally arrived (had 2 think about correct word to use here) Rugerly

[Eels]

<cough>

Nobody checked the date ...?

[T00N]

They dont count as April Fools after 12 midday so this MUST be serious.

[rugeleyboy]

its got to be true?? its after 12!! please say its true!!!!!!!!!!1

[spacechimp]

I do hope you marry her first ^^. We don't want a scandal.

[rugeleyboy]

spacechimp................ its been a while?