Shorter or Taller

[sft42]

So ok God comes down to visit you and she's pished off at something you done! and she says to you.....You will have to be 2 inches shorter or 2 inches taller.....which would it be and why??????

[icecoldin]

It would have to be taller. I think most people would want to be taller. There are exceptions out there of course, ie, some who's 6' 7" for example may want to lose a bit of height. My reason would be the intimidation factor to all those have a go neds out there in this oh so violent world of ours. The typical cowardly ned would think (contradiction in terms I realise) twice about tackling someone with a bit of height on them. Fairly logical answer I'm sure you'll all agree.

[WendyW]

Taller ... I'm 5'6" already but I have always fancied being taller. No real reason .. just fancy it!

[flirty41]

So God's a woman then sft!!! Is that a compliment I wonder? I'm average height but it might be nice to be a couple of inches smaller! I always think smaller people are cuddlier! :-)

[sft42]

well just for the record I'm 5'8" and i would opt to be shorter....so far out of approx. 40 people there are only 2 (flirty and me) who have opted for shorter.

[Pris]

sft....soooo funny! (Our lord God Jesus who came down from heaven to save us from all our sins) (No disrespect!) I am five foot two and three quarter inches tall, and I am so happy with my height... If Elvis came down.... then I would be 2 inches shorther!!!!!!!

[Pris]

sorry! because I could get under more things!!!!!

[Pris]

:-)

[rekstout]

Does the additional 2 inches have to be in height? ;-)

[Pickle]

Taller! I'm only 5'3" now so another couple of inches would be great. Then I could buy trousers without having to take them up.

[KARL]

Why shouldn't God be a woman - so far as I can see, there is nothing to suggest it couldn't be so (mind you, those who adhere to the scriptures, word for word, might raise an objection - each to his/her own) ? I am short (about 1.64m - no idea what that is in other measure, nor do I care) and have never wanted to be taller. On the other hand, I have occasionally wished for tall people that they were shorter.

[sethjnr]

I'd ask her how she wanted me. She is God after all! At 190 I'd be OK to shave a little.