revenge

[loopyc]

poor bertie is feeling miserable and her hubby doesnt understand what revenge tactics do you know that might put a smile on her face, nothing too bad because she cant run at the moment!

[bug123]

A shopping spree...using his credit card?! :o)

[*Zeus*]

Change the locks when he goes to get his paper 2morra

[Blyss]

rip a hole in the crotch of all his jean , pants , boxers ext .
oh and his the needle and threads.

[Blyss]

take all the covers off the bad , break the handle of the bedrrom door ,on the inside , and once hes in there ..turn the leccy off.

[B00]

Sew prawns into the turnups of his work trousers.

[loopyc]

chillies in his pants

[pinksmartie]

get you dog/cat/any other pet to dribble all over his pillow :D

[*Zeus*]

I gettin a bit scared now...Im the only bloke on this thread of Bunny Boilers !

[loopyc]

come on then zeus how would you get revenge on the ladies x

[*Zeus*]

Cancel her credit cards and find a younger prettier model

[pinksmartie]

ooooohhhh i know, get you mom to have a go at him! Mom's are the best at that lmao!

[loopyc]

how young? now be careful with your answer zeus!!

[B00]

mom? where you from smartie?

[loopyc]

pinksmartie i take it you are talking from experience do you have a scary mum? mines lovely but can be scary when she needs to be.

[Lore]

Silence drives them potty after a few hours.. they start to wonder what you're plotting! }:o)

[curiosity]

Spontaneously burst into happy songs or whistle happy tunes whilst pottering about. It'll kill him not to ask you why you are so happy!

[sense4all]

Poke him in the crotch with your crutch "accidently".

[*Zeus*]

crutch crotch...too many words the same

[*Zeus*]

I sell sea shells on the sea shore

[pinksmartie]

lol im from brum in the uk. (birmingham)