Ann Summers

[Metz]

Just had a look at the sex toys range ..what would you recommend (i'm Female BTW) ? Wasn't sure whether to put this in shopping or B&S,but thought this was more apt :o)

[rugeleyboy]

rabbit all the way!!

[bellasasha]

yup

definately rabbit!!!!

[jon1968]

Yep, I�d go with Rugely and Bella, I brought an ex of mine a Rabbit Deluxe for her birthday a couple of years ago as she wasn�t �getting any� and she was very, very happy ;-)

I think they�ve updated it since though?!

[bobis]

hi, could someone please tell me what a rabbit has to do with human sex toys, this is a serious question by the way, thanks.

[jon1968]

Bobis, it�s the name of a vibrator �the Rampant Rabbit� - made popular in �Sex in the City� TV programme and they now do different versions. Hope this helps or just google "Rampant Rabbit�

[bobis]

good god, thanks to you jon1968 i never new things like this existed, i recently found one of these in my wifes underwear drawer she told me that it was a very expensive food mixer ( she likes to bake ), does this mean i am no good as a hubby/man, god you have got me worried.

[jon1968]

Bobis, you're obviously not pushing her buttons - so she's pushing other ones.

Hope this helps.

[bobis]

thanks again jon1968, but could you please tell me where her buttons are and i will give them a good push just in case they are stuck, thanks in advance.

[jon1968]

Bobis, If you look on your wifes �food mixer� you�ll see something vaguely resembling a rabbit clinging onto the side - try to imagine where the �ears� would end up and you�re in the right sort of zone - now all you have to do is somehow replicate 200 rpm - that's rpm NOT p(ushes) pm.

Again, hope this helps

Glad to be of assistance

[bobis]

jon1968, many many thanks mate i have just had the best 5mins (37secs) OF MY LIFE, your instructions were spot on i woke my wife by pushing very hard on each of her jammy buttons, well i thought i had done something wrong cos she moaned then grabbed the rampant rabbit thing and threw it at me,thank god she was still half asleep as she missed, the rabbit thing hit the carpet and started to make a funny sort of buzzing noise and wiggle all around the floor, my pussy cat started to chase it then my dog (who is called randy) started to chase the cat, god i wet my pants lol what a night (well 37sec ), thankyou very much i am totally satisfied the only prob is my wife has told me to fun- off and sleep in the spare room, is this normal?.

[jon1968]

Sounds about par for the course for you Bobis.

A Gold medal for you for your performance once again.

I think your wife would prefer you took the silver medal and came second for a change though.

I�d suggest you sleep in the spare room tonight to let her recover from your undoubted prowess.

I hope you�ve left the �rabbit� with her - she�ll probably need to have it handy (to switch it off I mean)

Well done fella - a superb effort (more so for her methinks)

[hammerman]

bobis....my monitor is now covered in coffee....that was a funny post m8, thanks !!!

[bobis]

hi, god i am so sorry, i am just up and have been looking through ab, please accept my appologies especially to you jon1968, as you have probably guessed i had a wee bit too much to drink last nigh so if i have offended anyone sorry i was only having a laugh,all the best and enjoy your weekend, i am off to feed the rabbit, ho ho.

[jon1968]

It's all good fun banter Bobis!

[jno]

hm, bobis, make sure you wash it before your wife makes any more food with it.

[Polotoo]

Hi Metz

After all the hilarity above (made me chuckle after my difficult week!)

I can also recommend the clit kit, don't be put off by the funny-looking attachments - they are great fun!!

Whichever you choose, enjoy it!

[OBonio]

Depends if you're planning on using it alone or with someone else.... we broke my wife's rabbit trying to use it and do the deed at the same time! Anyway, if going solo, a rampant rabbit is what you want without a doubt. As condoned by my wife and her 2 sisters.

[malaise]

Not rabbit. Never rabbit! Biggest mistake of my life was wasting money on those fu**ing awful things, TWICE. Go for a clitoral only stimulator. You can use those alone and with partner, and it will actually give you an orgasm instead of making you feel like your vagina might prolapse.

[Metz]

Thanks for all the replies .... even yours Bobis ..take more water with it next time ;o) LOL