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kazzianne | 20:37 Sat 13th May 2006 | Body & Soul
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My boyfriend is away on business and my son is at his dads,so ive poured myself a large glass of wine,and come on AB coz hopefully you lot will cheer me up!
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Its so funny really - on xmas eve my daughter(18) and her partner met us in town 4 drinks etc,they gave up at midnight and went home,leaving us in the disco!! lol
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so how old are ur kids wingnut?
My sister's getting married in 2 weeks so my wife booked me an appointment in her salon. I felt like Mel Gibson in What Women Want when he's having his nails done.... never again! I liked the hair wash though! Very relaxing.... and the young lady was very nice.
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thats what I would love - a day being really pampered - hair,nails etc - bliss!
awwww kazzianne.....wen i win that lottery (tonight)..i will fix you up with all that.....weekly !!
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Its a date - and If i win I will take you out for a candlelit pizza!!

......that sounds great....i wouldnt want to go clubbing with you lol.....


......which city/resort would you like your nail etc done, by the way ?

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Oooh,I 'll let you choose!

....paris ? new york ?......or ummmm what about, on a beach....maybe on an island in the indian ocean ?.....


....we could have my pizza....bondi beach ...me thinks :-)

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Bondi beach sounds wicked! Am just going to pour myself another glass of wine - would anybody else like one??
When things look bad I just remember i've got a real big dick and things seem much better.....
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what did he say? :)
Red or white?!!
I meant the wine!!!

...sumthing about being a large dick i think


....red please kazzi....though u havent a larger instead have you ?

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Hey guys - welcome to Kazzi'z party! I have drinks galore.so just you wait whilst I get the lager for robbo,and caz,red or white?

This is a really silly story I hope the physical side translates ok:


Man went into a bar dressed in a tutu and asked, "anybody gonna buy a ballerina a drink?"


"Get on with you, prove you're a ballerina" So he stands in ballerina pose on toes with hands together above his head. The only real problem is the great big hairy armpits he's showing off. A drunk comes along, much impressed and says" I'll buy you a drink".


A little later the 'ballerina' goes through the same routine and asks again if anybody is going to buy a ballerina a drink. Once again the drunk comes along with another pint. " Hang on" said a group of guys"Why are you buying that a pint?" "Well" says the drunk,"Any ballerina who can lift her legs that high deserves a drink".

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lol very good parkes! Dot - what did who say??
....brill....lets make it fancy dress.....im coming as.....fred flintstone !!
White please!! Boyfriend is a chef who should be finishing work soon bringing me home a nice dinner! Well done Liverpool FC by the way!!!

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