i met this girl....

[bobtheturkey]

we went out for a drink, i said i would phone her but i sent a text instead by mistake to her sisters best mate who it turns out worked in the bar where we had the drink, now this girl then rang me and asked me would i go out with her cousins next door neighbour who it turns out is a mate of the girl i went to have a drink with, now this girl has a twin who seen me with said girl and told her twin who told her mate, now this mate fancies me but hasn't told me but she did tell her mum who i had a relationship with a few years ago, the mums best mate used to go out with my brother who use to go out with the other twin who is actually the hairdresser of my best friends neice what should i do?

[Rubyrose]

Jim Branning? Is that coz his wife is Dot? ;o)

Do I have to be Ruby? Stacey is my fave. She could have her own show. Lol

[nuoyg]

I am well lost. I think I'd move and change drinking venues.

[rugeleyboy]

it sounds to me bob,that myles76 AKA "the true gent" should have some lessons of you!!

your obviously a man of true standing and you should aplly to be a local MP!!

[raysparx]

Hi bob, I'd stay home & pull me pudden!!!!

[unruliejulie]

two of my favourite AB men!!!! RB and Ray, hope you are both ok! Not been around for a while RB? missed you! I think rays got the right idea, someone could get hurt!!! a five knuckle shuffle will save you a lot of bother bob lol

[bobtheturkey]

rugeley i couldnt compare to myles how do you compete with perfection?

[rugeleyboy]

why thanks jules......

i have been on but unable to post anything worthwhile, a bit of writers block set in!!

[rugeleyboy]

to true bob ,to true!!

[helliebobs]

I can't believe you've had nothing to say for yourself rugeley?

[dot.hawkes]

oh i thought myles tried too hard.

[rugeleyboy]

helliebobs................... i think i was so tired that my mind wouldnt let me join in!! i sat with the wife and watched sensible things on tv!! Qvc,gems tv , I buy, price drop tv......... my diamontay ring looks fab if i shake my finger!!

Dot................. i was gonna try and do what myles achieved..........but i couldnt be ar5ed!!

but he is a legend.................. even in his own right!!

[Will666]

Bob, were you in Norfolk when you met this girl?

[helliebobs]

rugeley, I think you've been working too hard.

I've love to see that ring though! Ahem...

[rugeleyboy]

Bob.......... i have just read the thread below this one... your starting to enjoy this if i am not mistaken????

a simple straight forward answer to help the poor girl out,with not a hint of sarcasm!!

[rugeleyboy]

helliebobs.......... outstanding smut as usual!!

your my reason for the AB!!!!

[sense4all]

So are going to head for Cannock in your hot air ballon Ruge. I bet you could really see the power station from there! pmsl. Mrs R could be your retrevial team in the mini ( bought one yet?)

If Bob slips in his slips, does this mean he's slack in his slacks? Which brings me back nicely to his Q.

[sense4all]

Hellie I can't quite put my finger on it. Are you being naughty innit?

[rugeleyboy]

sense.............. if anyone thinks i would go 100ft in the air in a picanik (yogi bear) basket,you would have to drug me like they did with Mr T in the A team,"i aint going in no air balloon fool!!" i would say!!

dont mention the mini.............. you cant get a bloody suitcase in the boot of them!!

[rugeleyboy]

ps........... i dont want to put a suit case in one......... i am just saying they aint got a boot!!

[helliebobs]

rugeley and sense4all, I have no idea what you're talking about.