masturbation 2

[rugeleyboy]

following on from sarah27's question regarding masturbation!

have you ever been in mid flow of masturbation and wondered if you dead friends and relatives are watching??

i think it's called a seance w*nk?

[raysparx]

My mum would do her nut if she was alive & could see what goes on,on this site,I am ashamed of myself for scouring the depths of depravity like what I have done, sorry all I will never post another rude answer, ever

[Pippa68]

Well it took a lot of cleaning but it's ok now. I do have to say that if it was you then you are very talented!

Was it a party piece for your nan?

[raysparx]

yes pippa they were cheering me on,thats what put me off!!!

[Pippa68]

*nice one ray, nice one son ~ nice one ray let's have another one*

[raysparx]

my god pippa you are worse than my nan, at least she only sings "Iv'e got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

[unruliejulie]

is it me raysparx you naughty man, or is every thread you've joined today included you talking about rudey things??? Its enough to make a young, innocent gal like me blush

[raysparx]

Hello julie, I don't know whats come over me, oh my god i'm at it again, julie I have made a vow to never be rude in my life again, that is a promise,my poor nan & grandad ,what would they think? I'm sorry julie,you are such a lovely lady, i would hate to make any of you ladies blush( mission impossible) I do believe,but I will not be involved in any rudery again,honest,take care, Ray xx

[Pippa68]

He's a very naughty boy ~ I spat out my tea & then inhaled an M&M.

I am now in severe pain from all this dirty entertainment! I am surely going to Hell.

[unruliejulie]

pippa, ray says he'll see ya there! keep it up ray, lovin it!!!! oooops now im at it ;-) x

[sexyrussian]

Oh my God I am speechless.And I thought what I said on here was embarrasing.Not nearly as embarrasing as what you lot have just said.

[Pippa68]

I wish you were speechless.

[raysparx]

up where julie?? up the ruskie perhaps? oh no the ruskies from the isle of lesbos,I will leave her for you ladies to sort out, anybody got a dildo with a cossack on the end???

[sexyrussian]

Wouldn't make any difference I would still be able to write.Anyway I am being nice now.

[raysparx]

would you like to partake in a shag comrade? or would you rather play a tune on your own fiddle??

[sexyrussian]

If you are talking to me I prefer my girlfriend.

[raysparx]

If you are from Moscow do you know a lady called,

Ioften *********** ?

[Pippa68]

Please don't insult me ray ~ if I were batting for the other side I would at least make sure my girl had a brain ;o)

Cor ~ just imagine what would happen if we released serial killers from prison just because they 'are being nice now'.

*shudder*

[raysparx]

should be sukakokoff

[sexyrussian]

I am not from Moscow.I just said that to see if anyone noticed it was not true.I was born in France grew up in the Czech Republic ,moved here two years ago,ancestors are from Russia.

[raysparx]

not you or julie pippa heaven forbid,sorry if you thought I meant you two, I did ask her if she wanted to play a tune on her own fiddle,and she doesn't want a shag,thank god!!