Bobtheturkey

[Mr Harris]

Are you shagging my wife?

[Katie~77]

Don't answer him Bob. I think he has a gun!!!x

[rugeleyboy]

he's shagged her everywhere!! in the broom cupboard is there favourite!! a proper knee trembler!!

you must of heard em while listening to the archers during your afternoon tea!!!!!!!1

[dot.hawkes]

i think she is stalking him Mr harris and she has him cornered, poor guy has no option, it could be worse, she could be fancying you.

[Aliceband]

Mr Harris/bobtheturkey, I have been told you are a young attractive man, so why are you not out on the town and having a bit of fun, instead of sitting infront of your pc?

[Katie~77]

The trollop even took his beige thong off the washing line. It's just not Bob's fault. Your wife is a brazen hussy, who will do anything to get her kicks!!!x

[dot.hawkes]

Bob is not Mr Harris, well, Bob (whispering) Harris is of course Mr Harris, but this Mr Harris is not bob. I think

[raysparx]

I shagged her,it was awful,well I tried to, but she was so butt ugly it was like trying to push a marshmallow into a money box !!!!!

[nobjob]

im just amazed that you cant say fekk on here with a ck but you can say shagged and it doesnt get starred out hmmmm !!!

[Pippa68]

Mr Harris ~ be grateful..from what I hear you are well shot of her! I feel so sorry for bob ~ he has no undies left.